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It Sucks (CBGB)
by Joanna

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Submitted on: May 02, 2008 - 06:43:41 AM
Last Updated: May 04 2008 - 12:49:31 AM
Description Just a joke.
Lyrics It sucks (approx. lyrics – who can understand all that screaming?)

There are brains in my cereal
It sucks
There's a spleen in my taco
It sucks
Eyeballs floating in my Campbell's tomato soup
It sucks
Spinal chord crunching in my Snicker's Bar
It sucks
I think I'm dying
It just sucks.
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caroline said 251 days ago
OOOOMMMMGGGGG
don't you dare take it down!!! i looooove this - you have redefined the genre!!! LMAO - thank you!!!! xoxoxoxxo

said 251 days ago
It Sucks
Oh my god its very original and creative. Not bad at all.
worth keeping up.

Peace Dee.

Skean said 251 days ago
You safe my day
This is too cool...hahaha... You made me laugh like H--- lol

Peace, Love & Respect
---
Kenta


chemystery said 250 days ago
Life...
This is primo.

It does not suck even a little.

Mystified said 250 days ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I love this, Joanna :D

Way to punk out!!
Hehehee.

(but don't abuse your voice anymore!!! ;) haha.)
Glad you joined in the challenge.

Alannah said 250 days ago
WOWSERS !
Now here is a whole new Joanna .... LUV IT ... LUV IT !!! This ibe fits your voice so much ... you should do WAY WAY more of it ! Did I say I LUV it ???

lavalamp said 250 days ago
A cool joke
Weird, funny, cool stuff. hehehehehehe

LL

Heroin_Marys said 249 days ago
Joanna
There are brains in my cereal
It sucks
There's a spleen in my taco
It sucks
Eyeballs floating in my Campbell's tomato soup
It sucks
Spinal chord crunching in my Snicker's Bar
It sucks
I think I'm dying
It just sucks.

I. Spike said 249 days ago
It sucks...good!
This is disgusting....! I love it!
LOL!!!!

bud said 249 days ago
Yeah?
So what's wrong with sucking? Great post.

Boris the Bull said 249 days ago
Thoughts from the Bull...
you know, that thing with the Snickers bar actually happened to a friend of mine in 1988. seriously, had whole chunkers of spinal cord in it and everything. to this day if you even mention the words "spinal cord in my snickers bar," he goes nutty.

this was a lot of fun, Joanna! ;)

dajama said 249 days ago
Well
this does not suck! Very cool. And original. This is the punkest thing I've hard all day! Nicely done. Peace.

davisamerica said 249 days ago
wowzers....
joanna what a surprise ... kinda like finding a finger in my wheaties ... lol ... very cool

Nick_Flash said 249 days ago
Yeah
This cracked me up. Well crafted joke.

said 248 days ago
Personally..
I like it! You should expand it into a full tune.


Nice Joke!


C.

gregd said 248 days ago
Stripped down
Freaky, creepy, and lovely.
Nice production, guitar, and singing.
-g

said 247 days ago
Surreal
...love the guitar prodding those eyes to float to the top of the Campbell's soup, and now they're blinking slowly at me, all bloodshot and everything.

Blink. Blink. Tomatoey.

Very cool.

Rebsie said 246 days ago
A musical chameleon
You're certainly showing your credentials as a professional voice artist here, Joanna. What an incredible level of vocal dexterity and versatility! I wouldn't know how to start getting those noises out of my voice.

You've got into the spirit of this very nicely. :)

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