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Duchess of Pork
by woofer3

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Submitted on: Apr 13, 2008 - 02:25:21 PM
Last Updated: Apr 15 2008 - 11:57:11 AM

Description another one from the royal family collection. written with love and sincerity. they are very special people and let's face it how would we manage without them.

this is an old demo from 2004/5

Lyrics Duchess of Pork by woofer3

Drives through town in a black limousine,
Loud and boisterous,never serene.
Making her mark wherever she goes,
She's a cumbersome mama from her head to her toes.

Pound by pound she's moving along,
Blow by blow she's getting it wrong,
Eats too much like a hungry hog,
Moves like a hippo when she's walkin'the dog-

Duchess of pork-Laugh like a fool-Duchess of pork,
Duchess of pork-Snort like a mule-Duchess of pork.

Likes her way we're never in doubt,
Wants for nothing and never without,
Spending spending everyday,
Too much money and too much play-

Duchess of pork-laugh like a fool-Duchess of pork,
Duchess of pork-snort like a mule-Duchess of pork.

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	lengold said 269 days ago
	!!!!!! WOOFER CLASSIC ALERT !!!!!! Absolute Magic - off with their heads, I say. Cheers Len

	Feter said 269 days ago
	Duchess of Pork Your songs so special my friend ..that bass and drums sound with your way of singing and the effect you uses with ..all a true signature of your music .another cool song my friend thnx alot for sharin !

	tokai said 269 days ago
	yes could not agree more, very good

	that80sboy said 268 days ago
	nice! pure amusement it IS!! haha

	said 268 days ago
	Oh you are awful lol We had heavy Mary. Now we have the Duchess of pork ha ha ha Cheers peace Dee.

	DWL said 268 days ago
	Cruel but funny :-) I enjoyed it. Great sound. Cheers Dick

	Monkaton said 257 days ago
	Heavy, Heavy What's with you and the big women songs? I liked this one as well. Nice melody and good arrangement. Is this about Princess Anne, or some other royal porcine?

	saymme said 232 days ago
	HAhHAHAhHah ( 8 : ) Wonderful........ ! THANKYOU for dl 2 !!Wonderfully done!(!) Great production...keeps me smilin' lena

	MarkHolbrook said 269 days ago
	Ha ha! I love this! Nicely done!

	woofer3 said 269 days ago
	thanks Marc,- this is purley for amusement and nothing else. John.

	woofer3 said 268 days ago
	mr.Feter thank you for listening to my acid wit. just can't resist the royal family! John

	woofer3 said 268 days ago
	Hi there - I'm writing this from the Tower as I'm having my head cut off in the morning, they were going to let me off but then they found out I'd written one about Charles as well and that I was related to Cromwell. Glad you liked it anyway -thanks- John

	woofer3 said 268 days ago
	thank you for listening and commenting. John

	woofer3 said 267 days ago
	heavy Mary really existed and dreadful she was too. Not one redeeming feature. What a creation! Thanks for listening Dee, John.

	woofer3 said 267 days ago
	thank you Dick glad it made you smile. John

	woofer3 said 257 days ago
	well I'm sure I don't know - somebody accused me of writing this about the duches of York if you can believe that, - some people! Thank you for listening Tim, John.

	Monkaton said 257 days ago
	Fergie That certainly makes more sense. Although she has slimmed down since she went on Weight Watchers and cut out the Spotted Dick.

	woofer3 said 229 days ago
	Thanks Lena this is the third movement from the 2nd Royal Family Suite in A major, where her the duchess has just eaten a whole whale omlette all to herself and is still complaining to the Queen that she is hungry. It is a very touching scene and one of my favourites. Seriously though, thanks for listening. John

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